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Friday, August 28, 2009

You know you like it..

Finally!! The Birth of EroticBonBon.com


Hold on one sec while I do a little victory dance..


Oh yeah, uh huh, shake my bootay!!

Why am I dancing you may ask, well it's because I am finally done with my website, I feel like pinnochio after he met the blue fairy.

I have a real, live, non glitchy website that doesn't look like it was maybe with an MS Paint Program!!
Well it's not perfect there are still some things I'd like to add over time but right now, but its good enough to show to the world. I am very happy about it- maybe to happy about it.



Sunday, August 23, 2009

FAIL!!

I wonder what she means by "other pussy"?

Friday, August 7, 2009

New Photoshoot





Here were the photos that I was waiting on to finish my site. I think they were well worth the wait.



Tuesday, August 4, 2009

The Story of the Sexcase..

I'm gonna get around to making a video about the contents inside my Sexcase, I think that would be fun!!

Sad Face :(

I want to ask if everyone can bow their heads for a moment and pray for my lime green Ipod Nano




At around 4:10 after my urgent dash to urinate I blindly left my Ipod in one of the busiest Malls in the Area - the only restroom in the entire mall. I didn't realize it til I was to let but when my sense finally came to me I realized it was too late, and my heart sunk.

So long my best friend, my smoking buddy, my dance partner, my lifelong art project.

I don't know what happened to you but I pray for your safety and hope it wasn't some punk ass teenager that stole you and fill you up with Soulja Boy and Ying Yang Twins. I hope they are smart enough to select music preferable to your acquired sophisticated musical selections.

Honestly, what am I gonna do now. I hate exercising without my Ipod. I feel so lost right now.

I need some quiet time.

Monday, August 3, 2009

So Here's a Little Preview..




Of my new flash site that I will be publishing soon, I feel so proud of it and it was so east to make. No more yahoo, I wanted my image to be professional and with Yahoo you could work on your site forever but it'd never be prefect. Tried of squished words mismatched fonts and incorrect html codes. It will be published at the end of august when hopefully I will be getting new pictures!!

Baby You're The Best!!



I have a feeling you guys will like this vid.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Where Can I get This??

Teeny weeny dissolvable bikini

THIS itsy bitsy bikini comes with no strings attached.

Small package ... the bikini

Small package ... the bikini

CEN

The saucy thong swimsuit looks like a real bikini butDISAPPEARS after just a few seconds in water.

Sellers in Germany bill the dissolving Get Naked costume as a chance for men to get their own back after a break-up.

But women's rights campaigner Rosmarie Zapfl stormed: "It is an absolute insult to women that this has been invented."








What's sad is that the supposed joker most likely won't get to see his gift put to good use.

Ok. So this German guy invented a thong swimsuit that looks like a real bikini but dissolves in water in a few seconds. The inspiration was a bad breakup. His goal was to give jilted men everywhere the chance to get even with their exes.

#1. Why would I accept a gift of a bikini from an ex that I couldn't stand? Swimsuits must be tried on and who gives them as gifts EVER?

#2. If I have the body to wear a thong bikini, why would I be upset that it dissolved revealing my gym-ready body. Is that really a payback? I mean won't that make me the hit of the party?