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Prepping for a Date...

Usually start preparing about two hours before my date...

Make sure I eat a satisfying meal beforehand because being hungry with a cock in your mouth is never a good scenario.

Put on my ready to Smang Playlist while browsing in my lingerie drawer... set out my outfit on the bed.

1. "Honeybear" by Yeah Yeah Yeahs
2. "Novacaine" by Frank Ocean

Go take a nice hot bath and soak for about 20 minutes then shower off and shave if I need to...

Drench myself in almond oil and Shea butter and admire myself in the mirror in all my reflective glory. 

1. "Heartbeat" by Annie
2. "Slip Away" by Clarence Carter

While the oils are soaking into my skin I usually freshen up my mani and pedi, exfoliate, cleanse my face and prep it for makeup time.

Set up the "Station" which is usually the nightstand on the left side of the bed, make sure it is prepped with lubes, protection, wipes, a toy or two (with extra batts) and two dry hand towels.

1. "Roxanne" by The Police

This is usually the time I start amping myself up for my encounter, I like to get my blood plumping at a higher than normal rate to get myself in the mood. These activities vary depending on where I am and what mood I am in, they often include:

• Extreme Karaoke time with my iPod, where I pretend I am a pop star for 20 minutes, dance around like a crazy person and lip sync to my hearts content.
• Mini Olympics in the bedroom, jumping on the bed listening to the likes of "Sex Pistols", "Brokencyde" and "Motley Crue". 
• Masterbating in the shower, I love doing this when I get a lush room and the shower takes up half og the bathroom 

Then, I start getting glammed up while jamming to my tunes. Curling my hair, laying on the makeup, making my skin shimmer like a Oscar trophy. Delicately put on my lingerie 

Probably admire myself in the mirror some more and relish in my momentary hotness ( in civie life I hardly wear makeup.) catch up on the news usually for a few minutes see if there is any breaking news to be aware of.

Spitz myself with a little of my favorite purfume and turn back on the music in anticipation for my guest arrival.

Spend a minute trying to figure out what lighting compliments the encounter the best.

Last but not least I put my heels on and answer the door. 

Mmm Yummy...

A Few of My Favorite Things

1. Pralines

 *commence drooling*

Of course, the pralines I prefer are way more voluptuous than pictured above but I don't discriminate of size and love to give them all a chance. So far  the best pralines I have been blessed to experience are Benard's Pralines, my mom introduced me to the little shop in the Cortana Mall. If you enter the Mall through the Piccadilly entrance  you will be sweep away by that sweet warm scent of bubbling sugar, melted butter and pralines. Just the aroma of these candies are warm  like a Snuggy but the real comfort is in the taste and texture of the goodies.  I have tasted my fair share of Pralines ( aka Pecan Candies, used to call them that when I was younger) but most I've had are disappointed stale, the texture is usually brittle and the flavors seems like they haven't gotten a chance to develop unfortunately. So Benard's always takes the cake!

I swear if I wasn't working out this summer I probably would be 10 pounds heavier just because of this pralines.

2. Brain Candy (Books)

My all times favorite so far are "Mildred Pierce" by James Cain, "Brave New World" by Aldous Huxley and "Prep" by Curtis Sittenfeild. I am making an effort to get more classics under my belt this summer and there's nothing like relaxing by the pool with an intense book while working on minimizing your tan lines and when you are alone curled up in your bed prior to hitting the hay. 

I also find it a pleasant surprise when I am gifted books as well, it stands out a lot more to me than flowers or VS giftcards, especially if it is a book they have previously possessed or they got it with me in mind. I also love Kindle books!! They are so easy to download and gift specific books to certain people. Although, nothing feels better than flipping physical pages, it is perfect for when I am traveling or stuck somewhere unexpectedly rather than carrying books everywhere. I hate traveling with my books because I alwasy seem to lose them, so I hardly ever take my literature outside of the house. DMV's metro system has claimed about a have dozen of my books, most of the time it was because of my carelessness but other times it's a bizarre freak accident like when a book I was really getting into fell onto the Metro tracks. I decided to just walk away rather than look like a crazy person almost risking my life for a book. I know if I saw someone get onto the tracks to retrieve a book I would think they were bonkers.  I was so tempted though, I was at a part that was a real page turner. 

Okay Brain Fart. 

To be continued...

Howdy!

How is your summer going?

When You are bad...

Sometimes sexy doesn't have to look like a glossy cover of a magazine. Everything perfected, blemishes blurred, make-up skillfully applied. One day you can find relief from the blistering sun caked in salt and old mascara with nothing but a measly pair of fishnets in you ruck sack and say "Today, I am gonna rock your world."

This was something new for me, everyone who knows me would say I am the furthest thing from explicit as you could imagine. Usually I am shy and gentle, I don't ravage them- I subtly woo them. So it was a great chance to show a more daring and voyeuristic side  of myself.

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Lets play dress up

I Wanted to do something a little dramatic for a special friend in dc. I was very proud of myself when I saw the look on his face as he drank in my body draped in pearls and nylon- not to mention that the lighting was awesome in my room so I had this golden glow when he arrived in the foyer. I think it is very rewarding to fufill a fantasy they never realized the had.
The thought of a young lady carefully planning out her evening wardrobe just for your liking. Her anticipating your arrival, taking pure pleasure from your visual satisfaction.

I make the stuff you daydream about, baby.

Where did Skylar go?

So yeah, I'm back from hiatus with more gusto than ever. Sometimes you gotta take a step back and try on some different shoes, wiggle your toes, see how those shoes fit and see if you want to wear those shoes for possibly the rest of your life.
My last pair of shoes unfortunately were not for me, they pinched and felt constricted. Those shoes looked great in the window but were horrible to try on, but at least now I know for sure those were the pair for me instead of daydreaming about those... wondering instead of knowing.

Shoe shopping also makes you realize how good the shoes you already have are. It fits like a glass slipper, already suited to every arch and curve after years of use.
I like my old shoes, I think I'm going to keep wearing them for a while, nothing can compare...