Oh Ha- Yeah Thats Sorta Funny

Remember the tales of semi annoying guy?

Well he's back.

So I wasn't able to show up to see him the last time (wonder why?) so i decided this morning would be a good time to see him. When he dropped me off at my house but i didnt get my present, so I was just sitting there.
Him- Sooo... yeah I had a great time
Me- Mmm hmm. ( not much for chitchat)
I just looking at him. Does this guy think he just got a freebie?
Him- What?
Me- You know..
Him- (looking surprised) Oh yeah.. I thought this was a freebie because of the last time.
Time with me is never free you pay in some way wheter it be money or sanity.
Me-(laughing) noo..
Him- April Fools!! gotcha!
Me-(sighing with relief)

Everyone leave happy.
But seriously.