Ahh, I remember the good old days..

Dad chases naked teen from daughter's room with pipe

An angry Deltona father whacked his teenage daughter's boyfriend with a metal pipe after finding the boy naked in his daughter's room.

Authorities say Raul Colon, 45, didn't even know his daughter had a boyfriend or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year.

When he heard noises coming from his daughter's bedroom Thursday morning and saw a stranger standing naked on the girl's bed, he swung a metal pipe. He then chased the teen out the front door and called police.

The boy was taken to the hospital where doctors closed a head wound with staples.

Colon was charged with aggravated battery on a child and bonded out on $10,000.

I can remember when i used to do that, never got caught but I always wondered what would really happen if I did.  And these kids had been doing this for a year?!? Seriously. But yeah I don't think this guy should really be charged, if I were the dad I would had said that I just "assumed" that the naked boy was a burglar trying to steal my daughters innocence, so I whacked him in the head with a metal pipe ( placed conveniently under my bed for these special occasions).

I remember last summer I walked in on my sister  with a boy, they weren't having sex but they looked like the were a base away. I guess the boy planned his escaped route just in case because as soon as i walked in the house the boy sprinted over the living room table and out the sliding door, over the patio and the bushes  to the park. With his boxers on. He left his clothes on the floor so I hid them so my sister could not try to give them back. The i went to the boys house gave her his clothes then watched as she proceded to kick his ass like a donkey right in front of me.

I love being cruel to little boys.