SASHA EMBERDALE SEXBOT FROM THE FUTURE...

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=91820

It's happened for the second time and everytime it happens I think that it is hilarious.

Now I can see how a Dec 2009 could happen it was just an honest mistake on the reviewers part. 

I think the first time it threw people off I got a few PM's on TER about it. Thankfully the TER staff is always responsive no matter how glitchy their site i

Its Finally Up!!

After much confusion, tears, and frustration I finally have the new simpler designed website  with a gallery!! OMG I know!!

 New Features on My Site:

Expansive Gallery

Availabiltiy Calendar (Contact Page)

S.E.'s Newsletter (Contact Page)

I am so glad that is over with, I hate HTML and I do not plan on changing the layout anytime soon...

I hope you guys enjoy!!

B-E-A-Utiful Baltimore!!

My first love: The Mall.
eeek a peigon!!






I had a rockin' time in Baltimore, Its so cool around here , I love the diversity of this city and all that it has to offer. My hotel was only a few minutes (in high heels it seems like an hour) from the harbor.

The one bad thing is that my room had no view at all on all three sides were the back of old abandoned or reconstructed people, so no people watching for me on my downtime. I used to do that when I stayed at Dupont because all the building in DC have huge windows  so I would just look out the window for a while looking about the people in their buildings or in the street.

At this hotel  all I saw were construction men  and dark alleys.  But the room was beautiful.

Yesterday the weather was way to awesome to say in bed all day  so I arranged some time to walk around the harbor. 

Hope you guys like the pics, I'm no proffesional photographer but I like to capture these things while I am travelling.  

I had a GREAT time in Baltimore all the friends I made while in town made my visit hat much better. I do plan on coming back  to this great city soo. THANKS B-MORE!!!

Im getting a tattoo!!

While I already got it the beginning parts of it anyways . Here's what it will look like:

I will be on the back of my shoulder. It hurt. ALOT . I was whining or anything because, well, I asked for it. The faster the needle gets the more it hurts but its a good hurt its the hurt of getting something done, its always feels horrible when you do it  but when its done your happy.  I already plan on getting more  and i am still wanting to get the  Fafi girl on the left side of my abdomen. And Thats it!  I think I am catching the fever, TATOO FEVAAHH!! As soon as you get one you never stop getting them. 

WTF EMAIL

What the hell is this? Did someone kid sneak on the computer while his daddy was away?

I've heard of provider getting annoying and useless emails from people all the time but I thought someone would  have more then enough sense them to email me some bullshit like this.

HEY PAUL LOOK YOUR FAMOUS NOW!!
--- On Sat, 1/17/09, P--- L------- <p--l_l------------.net> wrote:

> From: P--- L--------- <p==l_l-----@cox.net>
> Subject: Ah hah !
> To: sasha@notyouraveragecallgirl.com
> Date: Saturday, January 17, 2009, 9:24 PM
> Are you kidding me with those prices?   What are they based
> on?"  Filling
> you up with helium?  Ah HAH HAH HAH !!!!!!  What a fucking
> joke !!!!!!!
> 
>  
> 
> ATSO ATSO BOOM BUH LAT SO !!!!!!!!!!

First off do not email @ this address  again unless you have the dough and the balls to see me  which apparently  you have none of. Do you really think taking the time out your precious day to tell me the your are to cheap for me is really going to amount to anything or change what i find myself is worth.

If you think my rates are out of your budget look somewhere else and don't waste my time Paul, it is valuable.

SE

* I was going to post it up email and everything  but thats not like me.  Every stupid email I get I will post. The ridicule them for being really stupid because these kind of emails are worst then spam.

Shock and Awe! Shock and Awe!!

 So i got into a taxi yesterday and the taxi driver says

- hear about the hudson thing?

Me- No, what about her ( I thought he was talking about Jennifer Hudson 'Doh!)

- A plane landed in the Hudson River.

Me- Oh. Its cold out.

Then after that I kept hearing about it non stop on TV  from my roomates  asking the same question over and over again.

"Here about the Plane that crashed into the river?"

Thankfully  they landed in the best place possible on of he busiest ferry routes in America. So lot of people where there to help to out. But why was it on Tv so much?  I swear on Fox 5 they talked about it every 5 minutes  but they where talking about the same thing over and over again. Nothing new. Coldest day in 26 years blah blah no body got hurt (thank god!) blah blah and a DOUBLE bird strike ( when a bird gets sucked up into the engine and ruins the blades) is what cause the engine to blow (Those poor birds!)

ANother Dumb Media Title:

"Birds Vs. Planes: Bird in the Sky and what we can do about it."

WHAT!!  Birds  fly and have been flying way longer then planes have been in the sky I don't think anyone even cared about those poor birds. Are they going to ban birds from flying in restricted area designated around Airports?  Regan International airport that has a cannon that scares away birds rest on the runways before he planes take off and I think that is a good idea for every Airport that is next to a body of water.

Anyways I'm glad everyone was safe on that plane. How and they gonna get that plane out of the river?

Yummy!!

I made Hazelnut Cupcakes with Raspberry Buttercream frosting, I will be giving them out this Friday, Tuesday, and during my trip to Baltimore. I already got a thumbs up on them so I hope you guys enjoy them too.

Have a great weekend guys!!

Oh yeah, don't get to crazy this weekend alot out of towners  are in DC  and that coupled with later drink curfew means alot of STUPID stuff is bound to happen. Stay out of Drama and make DC proud!!

BYE!!!

Morning lovies

I have some new eye candy I would love to show you. A friend  came by  and I was just goofing around...

Good Morning Baltimore!!

This month has been a productive yet easy going week, if you can believe it or not I am still trying to get back into the flow of things. I just started to look at some places but wont decided where my new place will be for another week or so- because I have to get out this place ASAP.

Can't stand all the crazy cats... I swear I can't wear anything black or leave anything on the floor in my room without them claiming it,  and there is always one around me  no matter where I am (granted there are 5 of them).  If kids are anything like cats (i.e. non-productive and whines alot) then I am not looking forward to the future :o. 

Not Bringing Sexy Back?!?

I think that I dress very nice, its not like I'm going to a Gala  every night nor am I walking around in bright pink hot pants everyday. I like the way I dress whether it be weird, demure or sensual, I take pride  in keep the twins under wraps until I hit the sheets. It doesn't take much to see that I have a very desirable frame underneath my duds so i don't fret about how much someone else can or cannot see of me.

 

Anyways I got a call from a old friend who I used to talk to all the time when I was younger he saw that I was in Rockville last week and wanted to catch up. Complimented me on how good and different I looked, he was a little surprised about the lip ring, but flabbergasted about the weight I lost since I was heavier when I met him. Then he said something like " You never dressed sexy, you have a great body and a beautiful face if your clothes were a little  tighter you'd be perfect" What? I know he probably meant it in a constructive way  but It was the first time someone said anything about my clothes. I still think I dress fine. :)

Thinking about being in the Baltimore Area on January 14-16th!! I've been trying to get to all the areas that I've been most requested in  thought I would take care of the local cities first before I hope on a plane anywhere. I can't wait to see all my old friends and make some new ones. I love staying in Baltimore/Towson it's not like I'll be trapped in the hotel all night, it's close to alot of entertaining thing PLUS its next to the MALL!!  Ohh yeah!!

Onward with my New Years Resolutions..

It's day five  and so far so good I think. I went to the gym yesterday day  but only because i was sorta warm outside  I hate the cold!! The only thing I like about the winter is the snow and that's only on the first day with fresh snow afterwards it get wet a sloppy and I can hardly stand it!! 

I love the sunlight  I love the warmth that it brings that touches everything. Laying down on warm pavement with the sun glaring down at me is a dream. I'm a summer baby  so it figures.

Anyways... I've been losing alot of weight and I don't know why I just realized  it but I am about 6 pounds away goal weight. But then the question is what do I do after that,  how will i be able to stay motivated, and how to excercise and not get too skinny.  I look at my body in the mirror alot nowadays  I feel so proud of myself  and what I accomplished. It shows that once I get off my lazy butt and throw myself in the game that I can do something.  I once thought  I was always going to be a my former not so slim weight  but I knew if I excepted that  then  it would all go down hill.  I should be about my goal weight by the end of January or febuary  then I will do another more revealing photoshoot  in time for Valentines Day ;) 

Nice huh?

I've been thing about talking pics like this every two weeks  so you guys can see my progress. I don't know why i hadn't thought of it earlier.

I will be in ROCKVILLE, MD from January 7th to the 9th. It'll be my first time there so I'm hoping that I will have a gentlemen to show me the finer points of the town.

Also another vice I have been trying to give up is candy, no Twizzlers or Good and Plenty (I freaking LOVE G&P's) the last time I had some was around Chrismas, it was a present (Thank You!) . Now all I have to do is stop watching Trash TV and I'll be perfect !!