To much Discovery Health

Sex is the blessed union between two individuals for the purpose of conception.

The repeated thrusting of an erect penis into a vagina or the goal of expelling sperm towards an egg.

Sex is dildos and bondage an threesomes and orgies. Pillows and satin and showers and candles. A man and a woman. Two men, or two women.

Sex is penetration. Sex is satisfaction. Sex can be beautiful and ugly, relieving and painful at the same time.

Sex is a game. A career. An addiction. Sex is a crime.

Sex is not love, and love is not sex.

Sex is impatient, sex is unkind. It is envious, boastful and proud. It is rude, and self seeking, easily angered. Sex does not delight in the truth but rejoices with evil.

Sex is what all the dinners, all the movies, ice skating, and childish laughter; what all the kissing and holding and squeezing; the stroking and sucking and biting and pounding and grinding lead up to:

Screaming and moaning; bed thumps against the wall, springs squeaking, bodys throbbing and squishing and pounding... pounding harder... and harder, faster, louder... brain turning to a white fog of sparkle, breathing harder and harder, forgetting to breathe, forgetting where your body is, and who is with it; forgetting all but a sensation: tingly and cloudy nothingness, as you float back to the bed.

Sex is fun.

What's New...

New pics  don't I look awesome as always.

Right now I'm in Alexandria, the hotel I'm staying at has  put-putt course awesome!! Some I'm gonna have some fun sucking at that soon as some thing to eat. That's one of the hardest things about keeping on track- is trying to find something good and healthy while you are away from home. Give me two hours and I'll probably be drowning my self in G&P's and Arizona Tea from the connivence store.

Summer Tour

Lately, I have been getting mail from new friends and old inquiring about my availability in different cities, I must admit I haven't been traveling allot. This year but I do plan on taking advantage of my free time   by doing some jet-setting for work as well as pleasure.

 I'm am always a nervous wreck  right before raveling, no matter how many times I go over something I am always afraid that I will forget something, my reservations will be incorrect  or by some long shot someone will discover the plethora of toys that I bring with me. That would be horrible. 

Anyways  here are the place I haven't worked out the dates  yet  but  when the pieces fall into place.  As always  you'll be the first to know, they will be listed afterwards on my site calendar.

Virginia Beach, VA

Richmond, VA

New York, NY

Boston, MA

Baton Rouge, LA

Most likely I will visit  them  in the order that is listed  if  you don't  see your city up her and would  like my to drop by this summer  just send me an email to   sasha@notyouraveragecallgirl.com

Ranting

When I first began escort I was very naive and absent-minded  which caused me to get burn a few times. But I have learned from them especially one guy who after a very frantic and unentertaining hour said that he "forgot" his wallet and that he'd had to go back to his car and get his wallet. You'd think he'd just drive away right? Oh Nooo he wants my misfortune to be his stage for some pathetic play he is in and preceded to apologize profusely about it I nodded away his bullshit and lead him out the door. i didn't want any drama.

So imagine my delight when I open the door of a SCREENED customer and it bears a striking resemblance to the jerk who ripped me off years ago. And not only that he called me multiple times to confirm and to "chat" and for directions and he was late. I wasn't 100% sure so I lead him down to the room all smiles and eye flutters. Before I got to the door he grabs me butt and says "MMM"  I turn around and say Im gonna need the donation now.

Then he proceeds to put the play back on revival and searches every pocket on his person til he comes up short and say that he left it in his car. I remember a girl on a board said she went to his car. Bold Move and I decided to make it I had nothing to lose.

I follow him to his car and lean casually as he is pretending to look for money that isn't there. Then I hear this big sigh and that is MY CUE.

" You lil punk you think I didn't recognize you. You are a bold Sucker to even think about trying that twice. I'm gonna post your number  on every board i find DAVE if that is your real name. Because I have a lot of subscriptions so don't be surprised if you get hung up on next time you try to play a stunt like that, you nitwit."

I slammed his door  and as far as I'm concerned he can Kiss my ass.

I hope Guys realize that whenever they decide to pull a move like that its going to be alot harder for legit guys to be able to spend time with me.  If you don't have the money  you shouldn't even think about it. Every time  a guy scams a girl she has to make her screening tougher, ask more questions, and maybe totally disreguard  a potential date because she doesn't want the same thing to happen again.

So Guys, Lets say "Thanks Alot!" to the douche-bags that make it harder and harder for honest guys to have fun.

Breathe, Sasha, Breathe.

Okay I'm cool now. :)

What Am I Reading..

 "The Last Madam: A Life in the New Orleans Underworld"  by Christine Witz.

Here is the Summary from Google Books:

In 1916, at age fifteen, Norma Wallace arrived in New Orleans. Sexy and shrewd, she quickly went from streetwalker to madam and by 1920 had opened what became a legendary house of prostitution. There she entertained a steady stream of governors, gangsters, and movie stars until she was arrested at last in 1962. Shortly before she died in 1974, she tape—recorded her memories-the scandalous stories of a powerful woman who had the city's politicians in her pocket and whose lovers included the twenty-five-year-old boy next door, whom she married when she was sixty-four. Combining those tapes with original research, Christine Wiltz chronicles not just Norma's rise and fall but also the social history of New Orleans, thick with the vice and corruption that flourished there—and, like Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil andPhilistines at the Hedgerow, resurrects a vanished secret world.

What I thought:

And I thought I had it thought, when Norma Wallace was in her prime  she had practically every police man either in her pocket or set on bringing her down. Raids at her place many times a week, but after reading this book I think Norma was born for her job. She really loved her job and everything it included, the good and the bad. And no matter how many times she pledged to go "straight" she always come back to New Orleans. She had a string of lovers including a 15 year old boy she seduced and after turning 30 she was obsessed with being portrayed as a sexual figure.

When I read books like this I realized that no matter how much time passes by things really never change, dealing with loser guys and kicking out pimps  (Yes there were pimps in the early 20th century!). And it really proved that no matter how hard police pound at this problem they think is prostitution, it will never ever disappear.  Norma Wallace was a great character and I truly sympathized with her stories and some where hilarious!!

 

Good Book.

Forum Foraging

 I'm a big fan on forums i love seeing other peoples views and experiences on different things  you can learn alot if you just close you mouth and read unbiasedly. For my professional life I check TER  like clock-work, there is always something new juicy and scandalous going off in one of the boards, I don't post that much on this one because  once girls of an intelligent and witty nature (i.e. Ally Moore  or Rae Monroe for example) do get harrassed for their comments and ads no matter how awesome the post are themselves. I am the kind of girl who like to be a bit low key  I try as much as possible no to have any sort of conflict in my life.

So I guess you would call me a lurker?

Other forums I lurk at occasionally:

Avenue-X

 - This is a SouthEast Coast Board  more popular in Virginia and DC

RAPS- The Review and Posting Society

-this is a National board with lots of members and their are always new posts. ( I hate boards that are stale for 2 or 3 days  or are not that active) My is the Provider boards.

So anyways  I go to other forums that are not hobby related and I found some new ones tonight I though were interesting.

Ask andy About Clothes

At first when i clicked the link I thought I was on some weird old gay guys site were he claimed to give absurd fashion advice but auctually that was the opposite. Its a fashion forum for gentlemen who are very into their attire, it like a whole new world to me! I always thought that guys had it east when in came to dressing and presenting themselves but no matter what I think these guys care very much so about how they are presented. MY favorite thread is the "What am I wearing Today" thread, they take pictures of their outfits and the others comment on it.  These guys dress very sharp!  One guy even has a blog where he documents the outfits he wears almost everyday. I find it extremely hot when a guy put such care into their presentation, especially those dapper itailan fitted suites and the leather shoes that are to die for.  I love looking at these guys shoes!! And these aren't some overzealous metro sexuals they are normal mature proffessional men that just happen to have great style. And that is hands down why I love it so much.

Goofing Around at Lunch

I love eating out-- at restaurants, that is. Thankfully I live in the DC area  and there is no shortage of diverse and interesting restaurants to dine at. Here I am at La Fourchette on 18th street.  It was a perfect little place with mirrors surrounding the walls and interesting vintage french art on the walls. I love the way that French restaurants look  especially at night, when most of the light is from candle light.  If you want to wine & dine  with delicious food and an awesome atmosphere  you should drop by Adams Morgan  for a lunch. 

I always get escargot whenever I go to French places, because honestly its so yummy, forgo the 

thought of snails being broiled to a delicious death. But I also decided to try something new, which I regretted immediately as they sat it down. I decided to be bold and get some Foie Gras with Honey or something else on it. Horrible!! horrible runny mess, I love the taste of liver  but not when not when it feels like their is a runny egg in my mouth.  but I blame the Foie Gras for being gross not the resturant.

TTYL Lovers!!

Vroom!! Vroom!! Party Starter!!

Helloo people I'm back!! So much news I can hardly contain in paragraph form.  I cant believe  the spring is peeking its little head through and saying hello. Winter felt like a war this year, every day I was just counting down the days til May or at least April dammit. I do not mix well with cold weather, I hated having to brace myself and giving myself a little pep talk before I walk into the brisk cold. 

  " Come on you can do it!! It's only 34 degrees outside imagine what its like in Boston right now "

That doesn't cut it.  

So while the earth is still thawing out I decided to take up the guitar Estban style. Give me til Christmas and I'll be giving Santana a run for his money and playing naked in the street. That;ll be fun. Right now I'm learning chords, darn those chords  that is the first mountain I have to climb to reach the beautiful music I hope to make soon.

I really hope I don't get bored of this guitar because I payed alot of money for it.

Penis Cake!!

 I think I have a nitch for these Genital Theme Cakes and have been doing alot of them for orders. I thought I'd show you guys some of stuff I work on.  I took me about 5 hours to finish this cake and every hour was just a delicous and the last. There was alot of giggling and I 've never said "Cock and Balls" so many times in such a short time. Overall it was very fun.

 I think this one turned out screwed up because  my friend kept laughing so hard.

So Awesome I'm coming back..

I will be in Downtown Baltimore, MD  from March 9th to March 11th.  I really look forward to my visit there since I had so much fun last time, And the weather is gonna be awesome!!

Speaking of weather.. Is it spring yet?  Surely feels like it  and I dont want it to stop. 

Hurrah for Warm Weather

Peace Out.

New Pictures!!

Hope you guys  enjoy the new pics. I haven't gotten to blog that much because of school  these finals are kicking my butt!! I love how my new pictures came out, thats one of  the great things about losing weight. Before, I used to hate all of the pics I took I never thought any of them look nice,  now 35lbs. lighter (Wow! I know!!) I love all of them and think I look fabulous, I can be conceited and cocky because I worked very hard and am now gloriously reaping the rewards.

I will be posting more naughty pics on my site www.notyouraveragecallgirl.com tmrw.

Also I will be in Maryland next week I will be staying in Baltimore and  Rockville, for 

more infomation about my stays please email sasha@notyouraveragecallgirl.com

XOXO SE