NEw YEars Resolutions...

I must admit that  once the clock strikes twelve on new years eve often, my resolutions slip out of my head as quick as I can find the next drink.  But this Year I decided not to over exert myself or get my hopes to high  and then if I feel like I've accomplished what I wanted then I set new goals.  

What are your NEw Years Resolutions...

A few More...

Okay  so i just go the last of them in... I trying to fiddle  with a Gallery program called Tiltviewer to display my photos on the site.  its taking a while  but I'm sure i'll get it figured out  that's always the hard part about making a website is the gallery.

Sneak Peak!!

Oh my gosh, I ended up being this close to not having my pictures done :0 !!! I had booked the hotel a week in advanced and gave her prior notice of my location and everything. I had a very nice time at the hotel, it was like a vacation I relaxed and went shopping it was very enjoyable  until the day of the photo shoot  I receive this text message 4 hours before the photographer arrives:

I cant do the shoot read my email sorry.

WHAT!!! Please don't tell that me that i spent all that money  getting my hair done and buying lingerie  so I could end up disappointed.  so I went check my email and she's going on about how she striving to be a family friendly photographer and since my photos were not going to be a "gift" that she couldn't do them.  So i guess she expected me to  pose spread eagle and butt naked in all of my pictures.  And I stunned me that she did not realize what kind of work I was in  since i did only correspond with her through my work email (sasha@notyouraveragecallgirl.com)  and its pretty long and pretty general about what I do.  

Uhh  Durr.

Anyways  at the last minute Morten a photographer I worked with earlier in the year  was able to schedule me at the last minute : I took them this morning  and here are SOME of them.  I must warn you I like almost every picture thats come out so far so I will have a pretty large gallery on my redesigned site.

 Hope you guys have a

   Merry F'n Xmas!!

I'm so Excited

 I can't wait til the 18th I already have my clothes and makeup planned out already well half of them already . 

I will be making cupcakes for Tuesday!! The will be my experimental s'more cupcakes  if anyones will to TOFTT and try them out it would greatly appreciated!! And just in time for my visit to Fairfax I will be making naughty gingerbread people for those special gentlemen who come to visit me.  

TTYL

Whats Happenin'!

Random Stuff

Hey guys how are your holiday tidings! I've been very busy this month so yesterday i thought i would relax and pamper myself a little, I went to Tyson's Corner Galleria because I only went there once  with my mom  and I didn't really look  at many stores but I did want to go to the Betsey Johnson because I really love her accessories , not the clothes so much but I love her jewelry line and her bags.  I got a travel suitcase by her  and it great because its so clownish looking it almost looks tacky in a cute way, and I will never fear having taken someone's luggage or lose mine because you can spot it from a mile a way.

I got the cutest "cupcake" necklace>>

And a got a giant crown necklace but its more like x mas jewelry that i will be using for my photoshoot!!

Me goofing off.









I will be in the Fairfax Area next week December 17-19th. It will be great to be back in the area and plus it right next to the mall!! 

Oh yes and more good news thanks to all of my close friends generosity I will have my college loan paid off at the end of next year!! I just want to say that appreciate everyone who takes the time to see me, it has been a great two years so far and I am looking forward to the future...

Hope you guys have a great weekend

Sasha

Happy Holidays!!

What Up Peeps!!

I had a great Thanksgiving Vacation, For once my family had a nice dinner and we had great laughs and no one got drunk and stupid ( in public). 

My schedule has been crazy a chotic but so far here is what I have planned...

Friday December 5- Alexandria Incalls/ Outcalls

Thursday December 11- Vermont Ave. Incalls/ Outcalls

Tuesday December 15- Alexandria Incalls/ Outcalls

I'm seriously thinking about getting an apartment in DC, I saved up so much for Black Friday I realized how much money I do blow off on stupid stuff (like candy and porno subscription sites) and I could put that into something more useful which could cut off on overhead. Overhead?

Yes I run this like a factory :)) No, Im joking but I spend so much on hotels and my Incall place to I could just put it towards a better place and kill to birds with one shot in a sense.  So now I begin on the search.

Oh yeah!! I'm on a baking spree for school as well as for the holidays  so will be baking lots of cupcakes, cookies, and cheesecakes-- I'm not sure lugging about a cheesecake  but I will gladly be giving out more of my delicious goodies for optional charity donations. $1 for a cupcake 50 cents for a cookie. I had in mind some rich warm cupcakes like carrot cake with cream cheese icing, Red velvet cupcakes and s'more cupcakes, my cakes are very rich and decadent and like me, are not for the faint of heart. ;) Along with that I will have ginger bread cookies ,  and alot of eastern european seasonal cookies. All are handmade from scratch by me! I might make a video when I baking a batch.

I will be taking pictures on the 18th but I'm failing short for ideas.. If you have any suggestions for what would make a good set  just give me a comment.

See you guys later!

 

Wee for DC!

I had a great time in DC yesterday, it was a last minute trip but I think I made the most out of it.

Here  are some pictures I took of it. 

We did the average tourist stuff, took pictures on the penis statues.

 Went to the national history  muesum, I looked  kinda hobbo-ish, but I looked better then this fish.

I stayed off of Vermont Ave. Very nice hotel  and every thing was close to me. 

I'm about too pack up now   getting ready to head to Alexandria.

See you later!!

Dammit.

I got banned from Photobucket??  Seriously? I guess my "raunchy" photo set is not tame enough for the disney kiddies and the emos. Am I showing a nipple that I was not aware of seriously.

I go to check my TER AD  because I'm going to be in Dupont Circle  tmrw and I see this:

How weird does that look on an ad that was posted a week ago? Not so good right?  Exactly so now I have to find another photohosting site.  Boo on Photobucket for making me look bad.

The Disappearing Peanut Butter..

New Roomate Time.. Yippie.

So what's up with this one? She a 21 year old girl I'd say and she brought the huge great dane looking dog and two weird as cats , one that talks and moans "Hello" in the hallways deep into the night.

Now I'm a big fan of sandwiches I love my sandwiches but lately i realized that the peanut butter supply has been diminishing in huge quantities like spoonfuls, I haven' t had that many sandwiches yet.

Is this girl doing funny stuff with her dogs? I wouldn't be surprised because a friend of mine mentioned that its the only reason women get huge dogs  is to get it on with them.  Weirded out.  Hopefully I wont find any further evidence of this going on.

I couldn't wait for BLack Friday and half of the stores in the mall close to me where having big sales anyways to reel people in so I said I would spurlge on some clothes and then wait til BF for the big ticket items , like the TV and my laptop. I'm dying to get a new laptop  I tired of this one crashing on my partly because of me downloading random stuff on Limewire. I promise to only use my new laptop for good not evil and that includes downloading free music. :(

I bought some jewlery a tiny little heart necklace, I was okay with my orange flower one but that was just cheap jewlery this one has tiny little diamonds in it. I feel good when I'm shopping and I always anticipate it, it's always a very big thing to go shopping for me.

I might go by some more clothes next month :)) I can never deny them, they call me.

Oh yeah, I got this great 3/4 wool peacoat  but I don;t know I might take it back. 

I looks so cute in my new clothes!

NEw Tattoo Ideas

I'm thinking about getting a Fafi girl on the side of my torso in January. I've been in love with fafi ever since I saw her in my calender of global graffiti artists.

To me a fafi girl represents many things, it represents a girl who is confident and comfortable with being sexy, someone who isn't your stereotypical barbie but you aren't afraid to walk up to her and ask them what' up.

Here's what I found on her site:
"Back then, as she was painting and hustling, her sexy, funny, and sometimes aggressive girl characters made the whole world look and help kick-start a whole new graphic language; by exploring feminity through stereotypes, and using it to her advantage,"


So that;s pretty much how I feel..



Those are some hat I am choosing from, its going to be hard finding a person to do it exactly like the picture because saw online while doing my research and saw that some artists cant replicate very well.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyJinPFrMCRKGHWibsRmNgFM6YY0DUc3hvvDxq6h0z8Fu_zPEXT0KI0pntZCnCAxUtw15cEuUCxvXPWnJ_3zlrLnhtu0vkVsu4NNrpMeH9hInr5M_yUEmg_QKVBrJAgF94a93mHNWqJCGr/s320/2171083630_f44ebd419f.jpg&imgrefurl=http://lezzymcguire.blogspot.com/2008/07/bullets-dodged-fafi-tattoo.html&h=320&w=240&sz=15&hl=en&start=4&sig2=4wS30_lP3ZOsAj8SsoLtTg&um=1&usg=__kNJ6BhhqQgw9QyZdMGeImYQIYv8=&tbnid=s6I91RDkch_tjM:&tbnh=118&tbnw=89&ei=qisYSfHiEoeOea7I0KIH&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfafi%2Btattoo%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26rls%3Den%26sa%3DN


so thats why i said january because its going to take a while to find a person who can do it right.

Another thing is worrying about guys freaking out when i take off my shirt because there i a huge cartoon on the side of my stomach that wasn't there last time. But im sure if  they find my peircing amusing they will certainly get a kick out of  it.

What the HEll is This?

For those who don't know, I grabbed this off of perez hilton  I love that site but I am so ashamed to auctually admit that I do check the site multiple times a day on my computer, on my phone, in the library when I'm supposed to be doing homework (dammit!) 

But anyway I checking it right before I go to bed and I see this:
What the fuck? Did she do to her lip? How do you eat like that how are you supposed to kiss someone or give a blow job? These are the things that matter and she completely incapable of  of doing any of these things properly with that stalactite hanging from her lip?

Would you kiss this?   I mean besides the lip thing she's  very pretty  but some piercings  just boggle the mind..

Well.. Since you Asked..

   I look like I have lazy eye!

Sorry it took me so long to get to doing this you would think I'd be able to get things done sooner but anyways ...
Here's my hair..

I like it because I can put it in a bunch of hairstyles and I hardly have to worry about it, I'm going to be keeping it until christmas, I think it looks so pretty but i make my forehead look huge!! They braided each and every single hair on my head so i looks like I have no hair except for the braids. Okay I'm thinking to deep into that.  But I look CUTE!!

I saw this Mongol movie about Ghangis Khan before he took over the world from childhood to right before he overtook his first empire. It was so awesome i was made by some italian director so it was really good. Not to say all things Italian are good, but alot of them are ;)

I got new glasses I've had enough of my bulky  secretary glasses and have moved up to Sarah Palin glasses  more pictures on them to come because I just got  them today..

About to watch TRUE BLOOD, if you do not know what it is you should be ashamed of yourself and cry in a corner because it is only he greatest TV show on right now! I anticipate the newest episode as soon as I am done watching one. I thought I could get HBO but it turns out I can so I can finally watch it at the comfort of home rather then waiting to go to work to watch it or going over a friends house like I do when Big Love is on, what is up with me and all these Movie channel series?? They are really bringing out the big guns when it comes to shows, I guess they feel hey have to work harder now that their money making shows Sex in he City and The sopranos is off air. Was sapranos on HBO?

Wooo!! (again with he Exclamation marks)

I got braids yesterday It was a horrible painful experience that I wish I could have avoided but it looks so pretty! OMG I spent like I spent 9 hours in he salon watching horrible compilation video shows on VH1 I think this time it was "Most Shocking Concert Events" It was pretty tame but when hey go to the sex stuff they either blocked i out or didn't show it all, I was disappointed because I really wanted to see Jim Morrison's penis. It's funny how the show was walking about the government oppressing america with its censorship even though they can even show a nipple.

I Googled Myself?

Hmm.. Even when I'm not in TER my reveiws are pretty good :) Now I need to make them better!!

http://www.naughtyreviews.com/p/escorts/sasha-emberdale-washington-dc-black-female/12960

I got alot of dot frames to Adultfreinfinder.com How much money do they spend in advertising no wonder they are one of the most accessed sites on the internet, because you cant click anything with out it leading to them!

A Bunch of New Pics

Hey guys, I know its been forever since I just sat down and wrote but alot of things have been happening now with school and work. It's getting colder, I hate winter but there is nothing I love more then to put on a snug sweater and cuddle up with someone...

They will only be available on my blog right now as I update my site and make it easier on they eyes.

Hope you Like!
























Can't Wait Til this election is Over? neither can I. Oh yeah last time I logged onto TER I saw the poll and it was a political poll asking who were you voting for. And it said 51 percent John McCain and 49 percent Barrack Obama, I thought that was funny because so many nonsense polls on the news sat that Barrack is always ahead. Then the next time I logged on the poll looked different, they had put the middle names on the candidates on the polls also which is sorta weird. I never knew that John;s middle name was Sidney, who names their son sidney? I have never heard of a boy named sidney, I;ve heard of Ashleys and stuff but why do parents think if they name their kid some weird ass name that it will sound sophistacted.

:0

Speak Out

This guy speaks the truth.

WTH!!

Teacher Accidentally Screens Porno to Classroom

Ahh, I remember the good old days..

Dad chases naked teen from daughter's room with pipe

An angry Deltona father whacked his teenage daughter's boyfriend with a metal pipe after finding the boy naked in his daughter's room.

Authorities say Raul Colon, 45, didn't even know his daughter had a boyfriend or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year.

When he heard noises coming from his daughter's bedroom Thursday morning and saw a stranger standing naked on the girl's bed, he swung a metal pipe. He then chased the teen out the front door and called police.

The boy was taken to the hospital where doctors closed a head wound with staples.

Colon was charged with aggravated battery on a child and bonded out on $10,000.

I can remember when i used to do that, never got caught but I always wondered what would really happen if I did.  And these kids had been doing this for a year?!? Seriously. But yeah I don't think this guy should really be charged, if I were the dad I would had said that I just "assumed" that the naked boy was a burglar trying to steal my daughters innocence, so I whacked him in the head with a metal pipe ( placed conveniently under my bed for these special occasions).

I remember last summer I walked in on my sister  with a boy, they weren't having sex but they looked like the were a base away. I guess the boy planned his escaped route just in case because as soon as i walked in the house the boy sprinted over the living room table and out the sliding door, over the patio and the bushes  to the park. With his boxers on. He left his clothes on the floor so I hid them so my sister could not try to give them back. The i went to the boys house gave her his clothes then watched as she proceded to kick his ass like a donkey right in front of me.

I love being cruel to little boys.

More Pics!!

I just got these sent to me They are more of the photo shoot in July in the Park I really like them.

Tell Me Your Thoughts

I had a few that have commented about the way Blogger Sets up the Comments page so I changed it recently now you dont have to sign into gmail or register your email to just say a few words. So help me out and Type Away!!

Arrgghh Spyware!!

I alway thought that it would happen to me, I thought "Spyware happens to dumb people, I'm way to tech-savvy to fall victim to some inferior spyware." Then it happened, Slow at first then it got to the point where i couldn't even perform regular tasks on my laptop.

So now my beloved Dell is riddled with diesease and I dont have the heart to throw it out, although i think that would be uncalled for.

What do I do!!

So yeah I was tired of my laptop shutting down everytime i tired to go onto Perezhilton so i went on CL and got a Temp laptop until I save up for an Apple ibook, since i find windows inferior.

This laptop is huge, and that's not a good thing. I weighs like eight friggin pounds how am i supposed to carry this thing around. People are going to laugh at me in starbucks. Ridiculous.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!! YESS!!!

Work!! Beat!! Feirce!! Sound!! Why do they make being gay look so awesome!! I bet once you come out of the closet its like a 24 hour raving party!

I'm on Fiyyahhh!!!

Song of the Week

New Pics!!

Here are a few that Just came out I will be taking more hopefully in August I love taking pictures!!

Oh yeah and their are a few kinks in my site, I'm trying to pick the right fonts for the page.