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When you are handing you delightful escort ( not handing more like putting it on the table) her money, do you ever think, "What will my new friend use this donation for?" Is it to donate to a homeless shelter? Probally not. Sponsoring a child in Mexico with only 1 dollar a day? Deffinately not. Supply her Crack addiction? Maybe. College, rent, or kids? Hells yeah.

Okay so I don't have any kids ( dont want any, sorry) but I have decide to inform you about how I spend the money donated to me for my time.


Okay Here Comes The Math....

A majority paying off college loans which I collect til i get to one thousand and then send.
My rent by my evil Commie Landlord ( He's from North Korea and he's mean so I have full right to assume he is a communist)
I save up some to in my SSA (Shoebox Savings Account) since i dont think its a real good to repeatedly make cash deposits to my bank account.
To feed my addiction, which is Good and Plentys Licorice Candy, that i drown myself in and I feel lost without. I always need to have at least a box of this a day or else i will suffer from withdrawal. For other girls Diamonds and FLowers make them happy, for me... give me a box of G&P's and you have my heart.
Video games (Hey. at least its not going towards Drugs and I'm only 20 i can still have fun) I am a severe game enthusiast.
Clothes i.e. things that I can wear on future dates with men which is kind of tricky because it has to be sexy enough to make the guy smile when the door opens but not skanky so i wont get weird looks from the hotel staff when I go up to rooms. Usually I wear my houndstooth minidress with my tight button down red cardigan, gives me that sexy secretary look.
And finally, upkeep as in nails hair and makeup. Gotta stay pretty, or as good looking as possible.

So that's it!!! I am glad to serve as your guide into the finacial world of an escort.

Ta-Ta!!!