Mission Impossible

Why?
Because I so fuckin' lazy.

Progress: Trying to give myself a french manicure while eating a Popsicle, trying to defeat the threat of messing up my nails and getting brain freeze at the same time. That ain't pretty.

So... Some of the Tribulations I have undergone.

CAUTION: I'm going to be pretty vulgar.

So I was on a date things are going very well it was just the beginning and as an appetizer I always like go down and go to town. So Just when I think he;s ripe and ready to fuck he puts the condom on. But condoms aren't penises best friend.

Cock- "What the- What are you put on me? Are you tryin to suffocate me? I'm not gonna take any of this."

So he take the condom off so I can revive him up and Im doing that for a second and then my toungue and the roof of my mouth starts tingling and then it gets numb. I'm thinking maybe my mouth is just tired but then my cheecks start tingling and I stop and try to talk but I sound like my moth is filled with cotton. " Ah Canh Pheea Ma Koung" I was trying to say I cant feel my touge but I couldnt therefore I cant say it correctly. I go get a cup of water and he's asking me whats wrong and Im asking him questions but he cant understand me so he just puzzled. After i get a drink of water, I scramble on the floor trying to find the condom wrapper- ( he brought his own and we used that) when I found it I figured out why my mouth was numb.

CLIMAX CONTROL-- Which means it had something in it to numb his penis to stop him from cumming to quickly.

After I regained proper speech I thought it was hilarious but he couldnt stop apoligizing although it wasnt anyones fault at all.

"Please dont put this in your blog"

--" You've got to be kidding me, that was hilarious, I have to!"

He finally agreed to let me write what you are reading now, just as long as I didnt put down his name, which I never do of course. Because I a lady.

And I neve kiss and tell-- names that is.