Ack!! Moving

What am I listening to right now? "2 Drunk to Drive" by Brokencyde. I demand you to listen to it right now, its really crude but you will laugh your ass off.

So tuesday I got this text message from my roomate:

HEY WE NEED TO MOVE OUT BY THIS WEEKEND.

I'm shocked,I didnt think I had to move by the end of the month so I wasnt really looking for a new place yet. So this would mean I would have to find a new place by friday which was four days. I HAD FOUR DAYS TO FIND A PLACE TO LIVE!!

Now you crazy people who are snuggled securely in your homes with your fancy mortgages and stuff are probally saying, so what thats not that hard? But you guys got to realize, Im a college student, and landlords do not take kindly to college students or young people in general, and I completely understand why. We procrastinate, not really efficent with money, sleep all the time and are really loud and messy- well i am. And I dont know if its always been this hard but you have to literally go through everything but a anal cavity search to be able to get a place now. References, Pay stubs, grade point averages, credit checks, background searches the whole shish (?) kabob.

So I text her back:

ARE you FuCKING SERIOUS?
( I didnt really say "fucking" but I wanted to say it)
I know realize that she's probally known about it for a bit longer and didnt really have any balls to tell me to my face. So she texted me. It's like telling your wife you gambled away your kids college savings, you wait like a day so you can figure out a way to tell her in the vaguest way possible to avoid getting something thrown at your head.

She then explains to me in text message further more that since she could afford to pay for our lavish condo conviently located in the middle of hickville she'd have to break the lease and move out. I was under the assumption that all this wouldnt happen to til July so everyone would have enough time to find a new place to live. But when the landlord told her that she was going to give everyone back their deposit except for my roomate because she was in charge of the lease and she broke it, my roomate retaliated and told the landlord that she wouldnt pay the rest of the rent thefore the landlord kicked us out.

I had to rush around and find a place which means I had to take some personal days and blow some people off (SORRYYYY!!!) so i could find a place and when i finally moved on BOTH days I moved it was so fucking hot. It was like Satans Asshole, Hot, humid and very unplesant I was afraid I was going to pass out or get a hernia or something.

So whats the lesson for today??

If you have have to tell someone something bad then its better to tell them in person rather then texting them, they may punch you but it'll make them feel better in the end.