Worst Birthday Everrrrrrr

Now, you know I hardly complain but i'm pretty sure my birthday could not get any worse.

Now here's how my dream birthday would have went.

8 am - Drive to Burger King and get my most favorite breakfeast in the world (French toast sticks w/ sryup and super caffinated coffee) while catching up on gossip on Perez Hilton.

9:30 am- Take a Bubble Bath, exfoliate and pamper myself so I can look perfect to go to KINGS DOMINON!!!

10:30 am- Go to Target and Get a new bathing suit and board shorts particularly something bright and patterned because im kooky like that.

11 am- Eat mushrooms and then start heading to Kings Dominion w/ my buddies.

12pm- Start halluinating and try to kill my friends in the back seat because now they have become ninjas.

1 pm- KINGS DOMINON!!!

6 pm - Go back home and take a nap.

7 pm- Go to 7-11 and pack up on snacks to smuggle into the movies

7:30 pm- see GET SMART!! woooooo!!!

9 pm- Get to Hooters overdose on oysters and chicken wings.

10:30 go home make carmel corn and watch superbad and play MARIO KART on the big TV.


2 am- Pass out happy.

Did that happen? No.

I woke up at like 12 and my friend came over to help me get my keys which i locked in the trunk of my scooter. I know , I know, how exactly did I lock my keys in my scooter? Well I was painting it and I didnt want to get pain on the seat so I pulled it up ( underneath the seat lays the trunk) and I guess the keys where in my way so i threw them in the trunk and I guess i got destracted when I was talking to my roomate and I closed the trunk unaware that I lost my keys until I tried to get into the house.
But yeah after that my friend felt bad that I didnt have any plans so took me to the movies I really wanted to see GET SMART but nooo they were whining about KUNG FU PANDA so we ended up watching the panda movie it was okay.
But while I was in the movie I guess I lef t my phone in the movie theatre and some punk kids at the next showing took it, again I didnt realize my phone was missing until I got home.
So my friends got harrassed with calls and text messages from some brat pretending he was five. so with no way to get in contact with anyone I just laid there in my room all day playing MARIO SUPER GALAXY.
(whats up with the games? Are you kidding me I freaking love Video games!!!)
Thankfully I still had my old fone so I am currently using that but it still kils me that some little punk has my fancy phone that I love so much, I really loved that phone and my friends can vouch that numerous times I can be caught making out with my phone because its so freaking awesome.
But not anymore :(
I hope next year is better.