Song of the Week

New Pics!!

Here are a few that Just came out I will be taking more hopefully in August I love taking pictures!!

Oh yeah and their are a few kinks in my site, I'm trying to pick the right fonts for the page.

Virgin Fest!!

I'm determined to go to the Virgin festival I'm not sure whether I'll be available then but I will be in baltimore august 9th and 10th.

The Trials and Tribulations of my Pubic Hair

I've been debating with my self on what should be my final and more permanent regimine of dealing with the hair down there.

Here are the three:

Waxing

Shaving

Nair ( or some other diplitory cream)

And I will have to admit that I haven't had that much success with any of them but my old fall back is shaving. Although I hate shaving, i rarely ever cut myself with it but its just that its so inconvient, having to go through all the nooks and craneys and all that mess you having to clean up.

Waxing boy was that hell I get lost in georgetown for about an hour trying to find this frou frou salon place and the whole time I was walking there I was praying to myself or whoever "Please dont let it be a foreign lady, PLEASE!!!" Why did I not want some foreign lady hanging around me? Because foreign people are hard to read and even harder to understand, i don't want to have some foreign woman have a barely eligble conversation with me while I'm in stirrups it makes it even more ackward when i have to ask her to repeat herself.

ANYWAYS I make it to the fancy salon tell them my appt and blah blah blah and then this darked hair lady with the weirdest drawn on eyebrows motions me over to her in the back of the salon, with a really thick russian or german accent "Haalloo," Oh god. I came in their with the intentions on getting a full on Brazillian she asks me if it is my first time waxing, I say yes, then she says "no. We can not give you Brazillian" I'm confused because I'm all spread out and she is shaking her head like "Tisk Tisk" She I'm thinking something is wrong with my vajajay, like some weird deformity that has gone unnoticed until now and it makes it impossble to wax.

So I agree to what she called a pre-brazilian which left almost nothing but this silly looking rectangle. It took 5 minutes and 4 strips and it cost me $80. Eighty Bucks for four strips of HAir!!

And I've been burned by nair twice plus it never really gets it all the way off there's always stubble :(

Think i'm staying with my lady remington for now

HAve you Seen This??

For the past week whenever i go onto craigslist in ANY city I always see that a majority of the ads are being flagged. Like the first six listing and then every other ad after that.

At first i thought, "whoa someone must really be pissed off about not getting any business on CL so they are flagging other peoples ads"

But this is something totally different.

http://www.enderoticservicesnow.com/Home_Page.php

I guess this is a group who decided that to stomp out child prostitution they are on a mission to flag a majority of ads listed under the erotic services page all over America. Honestly I feel bad for children that are exploited but if America knows one thing it's that you cant stop Prostitution and the Internet from joining forces the deed is already done, and once everyone thinks CL is a bust they will jump onto Backpage and back and forth until something new comes around.

WHA?

Sorry people when i get upset I get what my mom calls the "Elvis Presely Complex" and I start talking out the side of my mouth.

Weird. If you haven't seen my pictures go to my gallery on http://www.notyouraveragecallgirl.com/

You should Be Ashamed of Yourself!!

why do all of my titles have exclamations? I dunno.

Anyways i went over to a friends house right? And what do I see on his desk? TWO Iphones. They look exactly the same I cannot tell the difference between the two. So I ask him why he has two iphones, then he puffs his chest up proudly and exclaims..

Him- Yeah I got the new 3G, I waited in line for about six hours for the phone
Me- What?
Him-Yeah I haven't got to mess with it yet.
Me- Are you serious?
Him- Yeah?
Me- Your Joking right?

It goes on like that for about three more minutes as I try to justify why on earth he would buy almost the exact same fone.

Me- You should be ashamed of yourself
Him- Why??
Me- Your old Iphone is only a year old you know that right? There is nothing wrong with this fone right? You wait in line for eight hours to the "old" phone paid the FULL price not the discounted that they put out the month after you bought, you waited in line with douchebag hipsters and other brainwashed 25 years olds for EIGHT WHOLE HOURS just to buy the SAME fone the next year are you fucking kidding me?!?!?
Him- (he starts tearing up) yeah.. but its got 3G--
Me- Fuck that shit man they only have 3G in New York DC and Seattle and what the hell does it do.. you got sucked into a lie.

And that's what it is!! A lie!! With fancy marketing and and strategic planning, yeah the iphone is cool everyone loves a touch screen but trust me the novelty will wear off. That's why there are so many young people in debt, not just with college tuition but from all this crap that the media tells us to buy.

I'm having a brain fart right now but i'm not done with this damn I phone.

SOng of the week

Girl Scout Pot Brownies!!!

Forget about the cookies! What about the pot brownies??? CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

"Girl Scout Camp Marijuana Farm BustedCamp Officials Horrified To Learn That 5,000 Plants Had Been Found Growing On Their Grounds
Police found thousands of marijuana plants being grown in a remote part of a Girl Scout camp, according to court documents and a scout official.
Officials at Camp Ella J. Logan were dismayed when they found out what had happened, said Sherri Weidman, chief executive of the Limberlost Girl Scout Council.
Police found the hidden marijuana farm with plants in various stages of cultivation in a wooded swampy area of Kosciusko County, according to documents filed Monday in U.S. District Court in South Bend. Some of the plants were growing on land belonging to a local resident, while the bulk - about 5,000 plants - were growing on camp land. State troopers in an airplane spotted the plots.
Mario Comacho, 44, Mariano Gonzales, 38, and a juvenile were arrested last week after police found the farm. Comacho and Gonzales, both of Goshen, appeared for an initial hearing Monday in federal court on charges of possession of more than 1,000 marijuana plants with the intent to distribute. Neither man had an attorney, according to court documents.
Johnny Coy, who owns part of the land where the pot was found growing, said he wasn't aware of the operation and rarely visits the swampy area.
Weidman said the area was in a remote part of the 220-acre camp accessible only by wading through the muck or taking a canoe. The land was bought by the council to provide a safety buffer, she said.
Parents of campers were informed of the discovery when they picked up their children"

Oh my gosh, that is soo awesome. If i knew about little schemes like that were going on in the girl scouts i would have stayed longer then the third grade.
but yeah that was awesome because who would ever supspect the Girl Scout Camp of doing that? NO ONE!!

I wonder who just finds all these places and calls them in?

ohh HElls YEah!!

How is everyone out there, not too hot I hope.

So I need to digress about my kick ass fourth of July when I get the pictures processed (processed? what is this the 90's??) Yes I used a disposible camera to capture my kick ass moments and the awesome fireworks.

So I will put that up later.

Weee!! I have new pictures coming up soon, I just took them today .