You should Be Ashamed of Yourself!!

why do all of my titles have exclamations? I dunno.

Anyways i went over to a friends house right? And what do I see on his desk? TWO Iphones. They look exactly the same I cannot tell the difference between the two. So I ask him why he has two iphones, then he puffs his chest up proudly and exclaims..

Him- Yeah I got the new 3G, I waited in line for about six hours for the phone
Me- What?
Him-Yeah I haven't got to mess with it yet.
Me- Are you serious?
Him- Yeah?
Me- Your Joking right?

It goes on like that for about three more minutes as I try to justify why on earth he would buy almost the exact same fone.

Me- You should be ashamed of yourself
Him- Why??
Me- Your old Iphone is only a year old you know that right? There is nothing wrong with this fone right? You wait in line for eight hours to the "old" phone paid the FULL price not the discounted that they put out the month after you bought, you waited in line with douchebag hipsters and other brainwashed 25 years olds for EIGHT WHOLE HOURS just to buy the SAME fone the next year are you fucking kidding me?!?!?
Him- (he starts tearing up) yeah.. but its got 3G--
Me- Fuck that shit man they only have 3G in New York DC and Seattle and what the hell does it do.. you got sucked into a lie.

And that's what it is!! A lie!! With fancy marketing and and strategic planning, yeah the iphone is cool everyone loves a touch screen but trust me the novelty will wear off. That's why there are so many young people in debt, not just with college tuition but from all this crap that the media tells us to buy.

I'm having a brain fart right now but i'm not done with this damn I phone.