The Trials and Tribulations of my Pubic Hair

I've been debating with my self on what should be my final and more permanent regimine of dealing with the hair down there.

Here are the three:

Waxing

Shaving

Nair ( or some other diplitory cream)

And I will have to admit that I haven't had that much success with any of them but my old fall back is shaving. Although I hate shaving, i rarely ever cut myself with it but its just that its so inconvient, having to go through all the nooks and craneys and all that mess you having to clean up.

Waxing boy was that hell I get lost in georgetown for about an hour trying to find this frou frou salon place and the whole time I was walking there I was praying to myself or whoever "Please dont let it be a foreign lady, PLEASE!!!" Why did I not want some foreign lady hanging around me? Because foreign people are hard to read and even harder to understand, i don't want to have some foreign woman have a barely eligble conversation with me while I'm in stirrups it makes it even more ackward when i have to ask her to repeat herself.

ANYWAYS I make it to the fancy salon tell them my appt and blah blah blah and then this darked hair lady with the weirdest drawn on eyebrows motions me over to her in the back of the salon, with a really thick russian or german accent "Haalloo," Oh god. I came in their with the intentions on getting a full on Brazillian she asks me if it is my first time waxing, I say yes, then she says "no. We can not give you Brazillian" I'm confused because I'm all spread out and she is shaking her head like "Tisk Tisk" She I'm thinking something is wrong with my vajajay, like some weird deformity that has gone unnoticed until now and it makes it impossble to wax.

So I agree to what she called a pre-brazilian which left almost nothing but this silly looking rectangle. It took 5 minutes and 4 strips and it cost me $80. Eighty Bucks for four strips of HAir!!

And I've been burned by nair twice plus it never really gets it all the way off there's always stubble :(

Think i'm staying with my lady remington for now